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Ten Years Accumulating an Encyclopedic Knowledge of Obscurity

 
 

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4 JULY 2008

   

 

   

 

We'd wish you a happy 4th of July but that's a deportable offence here.

 

2 JULY 2008

As some of you know I have once or twice thrown my hat into the ring during a presidential election cycle. I've agonized over it but finally decided there is too much at stake. I've decided to keep it simple this time and run on a straightforward, no-nonsense platform.

   

 

 

Well then wake her up to clean this damn room.  

 

Awww! Hi baby!

 

30 JUNE 2008

   

 

No comment:

 

28 JUNE 2008

   
PERMALAUGH

 

  Sketchy

 

27 JUNE 2008

   

 

26 JUNE 2008

   

 

25 JUNE 2008

  kill me I won't press charges cartoon holtek  

 

24 JUNE 2008

   

 

 

This afternoon I went to where my art show is to discover that my beyond fragile ceramic pieces had been taken out of the relative safety of the derelict ice cream freezer/display case and strewn across the bar along with more useful items like plates, forks, spoons etc.

As the beer-sweaty Brits swung saws and hammers a few feet away dismantling the freezer (I must have not got the memo) I picked one of my pieces up and examined it for any damage other than the poor sense of taste I put into it to begin with.

As I held it trying to decide how angry I was supposed to be some bar wench came up and asked me with an incredulous tsk tsk - "did you SEE how MUCH he's asking for them??" Barely stifling a guffaw.

"Yeah." I said. "Bloody outrageous!"

 

23 JUNE 2008

I'm like the Fonz only taller.

Hey Tourists!

Stop spending all that hard earned cash just to show your love for that cool city you're visiting.

Now you can cover them all!

  I heart whichever city shirt by holtek

Here's me posing by my favorite piece at The Louvre!!!

And we'd be kicked off the internets if we didn't post at least one -

But this is what you really want to see...  

 

21 JUNE 2008

   

 

I wish I could have summoned the strength to fetch my camera and capture the Kodak Moment of a group of 4 or 5 British male 'adults' posing beside my beloved female "Dream Date" whilst pretending to tweek her nipples and yes, even finger fuck her while snapping pix with their mobiles.

But some moments were simply meant to be enjoyed on-the-spot.

Moments like that remind you why you work so hard to bring your inner most aesthetic visions to life - so piss-faced Englishman-boys can finger bang your art.

Classic.

Take THAT Baudrillard!!

The infinite reproducibility of stupidity.

 

But then someone has to go and hack your cynicism off at the knees and make you feel all warm and fuzzy.

 

Damn!

  

 

Another new friend Marie and the Little Black Box of Hallucinations

But enough of me - here's more of me and my work:

More British Library documentations:

 

 

 

 

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"And if you wish it will still hurt as before. I can hear you breathing I know you're there."
-Crispy Ambulance

 

 

 

 

"He who lives as children live - who does not struggle for his bread and does not believe that his actions possess any ultimate significance - remains childlike."
-Nietzsche

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"karen put me in a chair fuck me and make me a drink I lost direction and I'm past my peak I'm telling you this isn't me no this isn't me Karen believe me you just haven't seen my good side yet"
-The National

 

 

 

"He drank panther piss and fucked the girls you're probably married to"
- Nick Cave

 

 

"The path to enlightenment is not reached by car and its landmarks will be signs on the soles of the feet."
-David Holtek

 

 

"I'm going to do things to you that are beyond all known philosophies."
-Duran Duran (Barbarella)

 

 

"Man is a rope stretched between the animal and the superman - a rope over an abyss"
- Nietzsche

 

 

"I used to be carried in the arms of cheerleaders."
-The National

 

 

 

 

"B-b-b-baby he's screaming the truth. America, America is killing it's youth"
-Suicide

 

 

 

"Let's have some decorum."
-Monochrome Set

 

 

"I don't care what weapons you use just as long as you keep me amused."
-James Chance

 

 

 

"Nag nag nag"
-Cabaret Voltaire

 

 

"In America, for every action there is an equal and opposing inaction"
-Dave Holtek

 

 

"You know it's time we grow old and do some shit."
-Broken Social Scene

 

 

 

"Can you dig it? Can you dig it?
Can yooooo dig it?
-Sirus The Warriors

 

 

 

"I hesitate to deposit money in a bank. I am afraid I shall never dare to take it out again. When you go to confession and entrust your sins to the safe-keeping of the priest, do you ever come back for them?"
-Jean Baudrillard

 

 

 

 

"Merchant and pirate were for a long period one and the same person. Even today mercantile morality is really nothing but a refinement of piratical morality."
-Nietzsche

 

 

 

"Like a dark stripe down the center of the night, two's as good as one."
- Arto Lindsay