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DEC 2008

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  obama christian evangelical cartoon holtek

 

 

 
 

 

 

 

  Update at ARTVICE - a few new paintings

 

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CREDI EXCLUSIVE -

An Interview with the Shoe Thrown at George Bush

  CreDi: Hello Shoe. How are you?
  Shoe: Hi. I'm exhausted.
  CD: So, how's life for you now that you're in the limelight?
  Shoe: A bit stressful but not without its rewards - a beautiful pair of red pumps recognized me and asked me out last night.
  CD: Are you at all drawn into the political ramifications of what you've recently been through?
  Shoe: No. Not really. I'm a simple guy. I like simple things. I want the sidewalks to be clean and I appreciate an occasional anti-odor powdering now and then. Other than that I try to stay out of politics.
  CD: But.......
(Shoe interrupts to continue)
....For sure, being hurled across a room gives a fellow a certain sense of urgency but then so also does getting run over by a bike tire or stepping on a nail. But I really don't see any political content to it.
 
CD: Has your life changed in any significant way since the incident?
  Shoe: I must admit I did sign on with an agency yesterday and I'm already in talks over some projects but we'll have to keep a wait-see attitude.

CD:
A book deal in the works perhaps?

Shoe: Sure. Sure. Well, hopefully. I know everyone's probably shaking their head now thinking 'oh god not another flash in the pan bio!' But I want to say that I already had many interesting things to say prior to the incident and I've even taken some creative writing classes down at the community college and my stuff was getting solid even before this. And so now, well, you know, I'll gladly use this incident and notoriety to take my work to the next stage, the next level.
CD: Great. Well I know we all look forward to seeing more of you in the future.
Shoe: Thanks. Oh, and can I use this opportunity to ask people to keep an eye out for my mate?
I miss you Lefty!

 

At the moment the CreDi house band is APSE

 

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Have those shoes shown up on ebay yet?

When he got back home Bush was overheard telling people that "hot Iraqi chicks" were throwing their panties at him.

Weapons of mass humiliation.

 

 

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Welcome to
David's Migraine Blog

I wish I could stand to draw when I have migraines. It would sure feel like time less wasted. But all I can do is thrash and moan.

Sure, there's some deep inner depths that can be reached from nearly 3 days of unmitigated cerebral suffering (caffeine withdrawal headache chimed in as well) but it's not the kind of catharsis that lends itself well to documentation.

Or don't know.....maybe I'll video some next time in case anyone wants to see a primer on just how many different ways a human can apply digital pressure to their cranium, temple and eye socket in a pathetic attempt to push their throbbing brain back into their skull.

 

There's love in my eyes


Goldfrapp sucks.

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Always listen to your spirit guide

 

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So.......old Gerorges Bush suddenly doesn't think the Bible is literally true huh?

He must not be planning on running for the Texas school board any time soon.

Or maybe he doesn't like that one passage about venal, stunted, genocidal human parasites burning in hell for all eternity.

Just like how Sir Ian McKellen tears out all the pages about gays from hotel room Bibles Old Bush tears out the page about fuck-tards going to hell.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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