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07 MARCH 2008

   

 

Coming soon.......the movie

First the "Buddha Boy" then Britney and now Boriska ...how many sages can our era accomodate?

 

05 MARCH 2008

 

Finally, a decent reason to have kids:

  Marijuana Makes People Sell Their Children

and a good reason to read the Ten Commandments:

  Moses Was High on Drugs

 

03 MARCH 2008

new t-shirt opportunity for you and family

  Beware the something-or-others of March

 

Meanwhile, I absolutely refuse to make this into a shirt.  

In America no one can hear you scream unless you scream for ice cream.

The UK has an entire generation of feral kids that they call "yobs" who basically terrorize the population. I blame it on the strict gun control and lack of hand guns here. If it was more like America maybe fear of eating a bullet would cure all that sass-mouth.

Okay here's the start of my UK vs USA list:

SUPERIOR INFERIOR

USA - thick crust pizza

USA - endless soda refills

USA - sexy hot morbidly obese people

UK - the public foot path!!!

USA - making fascism sexy again

UK - ubiquitous paper-thin crust

UK - 2 pounds sterling for 6oz of Coke (refills will cost you double)

UK - even the thin people are ugly

USA - "get the fuck off my land or I'll fill you full of lead"

UK - refusal to inject Jesus into every aspect of daily life

 

29 FEB 2008

   

This extra long February is killing me. Need a break. Can't wait till next year!

 

28 FEB 2008

    hate mondays hell cartoon holtek

Well, the short month of February is almost behind us. Much like Satan did we get it behind us? Did Lord Shiva destroy 1 or 2 personal baddies? Did Deleuze deluge our minds with poetic visions of Fred? Are the Neocons dead? Is the Planet sad or glad to have another month gone by? Does Dan feel the urge to buy a sports car yet? Or a Harley to match the hair?

photo Sylvie
shiva statue

   

Well, March is almost upon us. March march marching along to a poem or a more marshal song?

26 FEB 2008

   

 

Return of Super Monkey
 

 

  sneaky soviet invasion of the midlands.


24 FEB 2008

   

 

A Sylvie/Holtek piece  

 

   

 

See. I TOLD you sons a bitches! I ain't crazy.

"lasers that put voices in your head"

 

 

20 FEB 2008

  FROM THE HEADLINES:

  blacker black goths cartoon holtek  

photos by Priya M.

     

19 FEB 2008

  FROM THE HEADLINES:
  machines smart as humans cartoon holtek  

 

  and the "Zombie Story"

 

18 FEB 2008

Well, yes. It is sort of our Ten Year Anniversary. Thanks for noticing.

  minimalist artist cartoon holtek  

 

    mind control dog holtek

 

 

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Can yooooo dig it?
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"Merchant and pirate were for a long period one and the same person. Even today mercantile morality is really nothing but a refinement of piratical morality."
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