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vhemt.org voluntary human extinction movement

sketchswap.com a great site to waste a lot of time yet help entertain the world

555 Gallery Detroit's coolest and coldest gallery with the hottest art

 

 

15 FEB 2008

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...............Cool UFO photo


In America the cost of a degree is sometimes a bullet in the head. Guns don't kill people. The pursuit of education does.

 

13 FEB 2008

   

John Mike Bordeaux from the CreDi Stable of Anti-Poets:

  Brush my teeth and wash my face
in a dirty, tub-ring place
Hair on porcelain, hair on towel
Acrid ass-gas, passed and foul
Scrape the scaly elbow, knee
with a rough, wet, dank, chilly
Hairy cloth, over mildewed drain
shampoo, soap, snot, all the same
Through flesh pipes, then ones of iron
Piss-stained floor perfumes environ
Hair on shoulder, hair in sink
Dick gives lecherous, juicy wink
Wrinkled waterlogged would-be tail
Blood-stained kleenex in the pail
 
   

 

11 FEB 2008

   

 

 

 

 

Yes, the exorcism revival rages on. Theoretically, what has always interested us is the Christian egotistical notion that the Devil, that devourer of books and knowledge and Nature, would wish for the slightest moment to inhabit the dessicated carcass of a human under the tutelage of the Church.

It's true that the Devil does occasionally inhabit bodies but it's almost always inside creative geniuses like us where He is welcome. It's a symbiosis. He sees through our eyes and we re-energize at the fount of His mighty phallus.

What on earth would He gain from inhabiting a Christian? A sudden impulse to stone a homosexual to death? An insatiable urge for Krispy Kreem Donuts?

 

Ritual of Dealing With Demons Undergoes a Revival

 

 

   

 

6 FEB 2008

  politician  restroom scandal cartoon holtek  

An update on the unprovoked, imperialist War on Satan:

  Pope backs surge of exorcism squads 'to fight the Devil head on'
   

and here's some good examples of the consequences of such religious doctrine:

  Former Romanian priest jailed for exorcism murder of nun
Odessa man says he was performing exorcism when wife died

ain't religion grand?

 

4 FEB 2008

  abortion god's return policy cartoon holtek  

 

   

You know those vacuum sealing bags that you can buy to seal and store everything from left-over food to winter clothes?
Do those work on a dead body?

 

1 FEB 2008

Make it your persoanl goal to make the shortest month your most productive month of the year.

NEWS FLASH NEWS ITEM!

Let the Prophetess Speak!

How DARE you or I or anyone else speculate on what went on during Britney's reported "5 days without sleep"! How do you know that she didn't reach out and glimpse enlightenment? How can you be so sure the Divine did not flow over her like so much light?

Who says one can't go from the trailer park to the Bodhi tree? From slag to saint? Grotesque to Guru?

Perhaps celebrity dog shit American culture has slobbered so much on itself that it submerged. Submerged and burst thru on the Other Side. Crossed the great divide and awoke.

As we speak a hideous membrane is straining. Straining from a throng dying to burst out - finally, wide-eyed stumbling out of the noxious fumes of an overly-mediated society's ass. Still drenched in it's shallow filth but gasping like a newborn for a taste of fresh air.

Let the Prophetess speak.

Creative Disease Manifesto for the New Era February 2008

 

31 JAN 2008

   

 

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window shopping for dummies

 

As empty as a book mobile in the bible belt.

 

27 JAN 2008

The Group Photo

   

 

Still working on our English.............

 

A caution to would-be plant thieves?

An organic alternative to heavy metal?

A warning about a bush that jumps on people and sits on them?

 

 

 

 

 

Nth Day Before The End Times

martian photo

 

as brief as Satan's rulebook


candid as a mirror


the truth's prickly thorns


dulled by lies and leisure


Perhpas Britney can't bring herself to show up for custody hearings for her children because the pressure is too great - the pressure of knowing that she has mothered the Son of God. K-fed is merely the modern day Joseph. As the paparrazi wisemen bring the gift of flashbulbs the multi-million dollar manger lights up with the hopes of a decadent and deformed society. All hail the coming of the bored.


22 JAN 2008

  dress sweat pants cartoon holtek  

 

Damn, crack head Amy Winehouse is looking GOOD!

Feel like breakin out my glass and rock n rollin with that action.

Message to Amy: please don't die before I get to have sex with you (okay, give or take 2 or 3 hours post-mortem will do in a pinch)

 

 

19 JAN 2008

   

 

   

 

18 JAN 2008

Godspeed Bobbie Fischer.

A Fare thee well to Komet - our emmissary to India - please ask Lord Shiva to answer our prayers in these times of War.
And don't eat too many somosas!

invisible

unfamiliar

through times I reach

the air sits by you

and tickles the neck

unnoticed

indisposed

but warming up to you

nonetheless

 

 

 

 

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"Mood shift shift back to good again. C'mon be a friend"
"-Of Montreal

 

"It's like a discipline without the discipine of all the discipline"
-LCD Soundsystem

 

 

"And if you wish it will still hurt as before. I can hear you breathing I know you're there."
-Crispy Ambulance

 

 

 

 

"He who lives as children live - who does not struggle for his bread and does not believe that his actions possess any ultimate significance - remains childlike."
-Nietzsche

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"karen put me in a chair fuck me and make me a drink I lost direction and I'm past my peak I'm telling you this isn't me no this isn't me Karen believe me you just haven't seen my good side yet"
-The National

 

 

 

"He drank panther piss and fucked the girls you're probably married to"
- Nick Cave

 

 

"The path to enlightenment is not reached by car and its landmarks will be signs on the soles of the feet."
-David Holtek

 

 

"I'm going to do things to you that are beyond all known philosophies."
-Duran Duran (Barbarella)

 

 

"Man is a rope stretched between the animal and the superman - a rope over an abyss"
- Nietzsche

 

 

"I used to be carried in the arms of cheerleaders."
-The National

 

 

 

 

"B-b-b-baby he's screaming the truth. America, America is killing it's youth"
-Suicide

 

 

 

"Let's have some decorum."
-Monochrome Set

 

 

"I don't care what weapons you use just as long as you keep me amused."
-James Chance

 

 

 

"Nag nag nag"
-Cabaret Voltaire

 

 

"In America, for every action there is an equal and opposing inaction"
-Dave Holtek

 

 

"You know it's time we grow old and do some shit."
-Broken Social Scene

 

 

 

"Can you dig it? Can you dig it?
Can yooooo dig it?
-Sirus The Warriors

 

 

 

"I hesitate to deposit money in a bank. I am afraid I shall never dare to take it out again. When you go to confession and entrust your sins to the safe-keeping of the priest, do you ever come back for them?"
-Jean Baudrillard

 

 

 

 

"Merchant and pirate were for a long period one and the same person. Even today mercantile morality is really nothing but a refinement of piratical morality."
-Nietzsche

 

 

 

"Like a dark stripe down the center of the night, two's as good as one."
- Arto Lindsay