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Chewing the fat of excessive consumption since 1998

 
 

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JULY 11 2007

  catholics against christians  

JULY 10 2007

This one goes out to Rama

The Color of the Day mp3

by

HIC

(Holtek Ison Cheeks)

She left me a note so that you could hear her crying
She left me trinkets the color of the day
She left the feeling of the sky so red
She left a note so you could hear her screaming
She left me a trinket the shape of her eyes
She left me nothing and I have it to this day
She left me nothing and I take it to the grave

JULY 9 2007

CreDi Exclusive!

A sneak-peek at my upcoming book -

you had to eat human to survive, now what?  

My new Canon 30D has my 3rd eye working overtime -

Today's quote provided by D. Rutland -

"Venom is the slow separation from the people you love; it's better to cut it off with a knife and remain completely alone again in the natural state of all humans, in solitude...."  - Nikos Kazantzakis, The Life and Times of Alexi Zormpa (aka Zorba The Greek )

JULY 7 2007

Huh?

     


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JULY 5 2007

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JULY 2 2007

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Today's public service announcement:


JUNE 28 2007

    paris hilton finds God cartoon Holtek

  bat photo rutlandphoto - David Rutland  

JUNE 26 2007

Please consider the campaign

......................................shut off the space magnets! holtek

united we win

divided they won

JUNE 25 2007

......................................work hard play hard cartoon holtek

 

The Master at work on his final magnum opus.

Photos by
Priya

JUNE 22 2007

.............................................america hits the iraq snooze button cartoon


If you didn't already know - "Fields" is a very good band.

And speaking of music - people keep asking me -

"Say, Dave, if you were the host of a late night tv movie show like Bob Shreve in 1970's Cincinnati, Ohio what would your show's theme song be?"

Well, that's easy. It would be AUTOKAT'S "Dealy"

(track it down)

Here's Old Bob posing next to "Hatty the Witch" -another Cinci favorite from the Larry Smith puppett show
 

JUNE 19 2007

9-11 didn't change baby's diaper

dirty baby
soiled again
at least it's warm outside
out we go
grab the hose
spray you down
while mommy has a cigarette

In my town prostitution catering to people with arthroscopic knee surgery fetishes has gotten out of hand.
...........................................surgery fetish prostitute

I believe that an artist should never grow so fond of his own work that he becomes incapable of throwing some of it in the trash.

Even something like this that represents my early work should not be immune.

After lying in the yard for 2 days it just got rained on.

Time for the trash can.

Somewhere in Art Heaven an Angel just yawned.

holtek early surreal art  

 

 

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"Mood shift shift back to good again. C'mon be a friend"
"-Of Montreal

 

"It's like a discipline without the discipine of all the discipline"
-LCD Soundsystem

 

 

"And if you wish it will still hurt as before. I can hear you breathing I know you're there."
-Crispy Ambulance

 

 

 

 

"He who lives as children live - who does not struggle for his bread and does not believe that his actions possess any ultimate significance - remains childlike."
-Nietzsche

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"karen put me in a chair fuck me and make me a drink I lost direction and I'm past my peak I'm telling you this isn't me no this isn't me Karen believe me you just haven't seen my good side yet"
-The National

 

 

 

"He drank panther piss and fucked the girls you're probably married to"
- Nick Cave

 

 

"The path to enlightenment is not reached by car and its landmarks will be signs on the soles of the feet."
-David Holtek

 

 

"I'm going to do things to you that are beyond all known philosophies."
-Duran Duran (Barbarella)

 

 

"Man is a rope stretched between the animal and the superman - a rope over an abyss"
- Nietzsche

 

 

"I used to be carried in the arms of cheerleaders."
-The National

 

 

 

 

"B-b-b-baby he's screaming the truth. America, America is killing it's youth"
-Suicide

 

 

 

"Let's have some decorum."
-Monochrome Set

 

 

"I don't care what weapons you use just as long as you keep me amused."
-James Chance

 

 

 

"Nag nag nag"
-Cabaret Voltaire

 

 

"In America, for every action there is an equal and opposing inaction"
-Dave Holtek

 

 

"You know it's time we grow old and do some shit."
-Broken Social Scene

 

 

 

"Can you dig it? Can you dig it?
Can yooooo dig it?
-Sirus The Warriors

 

 

 

"I hesitate to deposit money in a bank. I am afraid I shall never dare to take it out again. When you go to confession and entrust your sins to the safe-keeping of the priest, do you ever come back for them?"
-Jean Baudrillard

 

 

 

 

"Merchant and pirate were for a long period one and the same person. Even today mercantile morality is really nothing but a refinement of piratical morality."
-Nietzsche

 

 

 

"Like a dark stripe down the center of the night, two's as good as one."
- Arto Lindsay