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c o n t a c t : creative disease

 

Hello. I'm David Holtek. Like most multimedia artists I could blabber on about how I've been doing this and doing that since I was a wee lad - making masterpeices out of diaper poo etc......but would you really care?

What? You do care? Well, okay then. Here's the short version.

I studied science and humanities in school rather than art and ended up being a college undergrad for 15 years. When I began to sense that I was better educated than many of my teachers I figured it was time to leave and I managed to scrape together enough coherent credits for a degree in Slavic Languages.

For the past few years I've spent less time on music and more on art, comix, video, and ceramics. I'm grotesquely talented but can still suck at times and consider mediocrity a buddy whom, at times, you simply have to tell when to leave.

My art porfolio is at Art Vice (see links at top of page) and hopefully I'll have my comix back in order at Out of Toon soon.

My main aim for Creative Disease is to entertain. I hope I'm succeeding.

 

David Holtek March 21 2006

 
 

 

 

"It's like a discipline without the discipine of all the discipline"
-LCD Soundsystem

 

 

"And if you wish it will still hurt as before. I can hear you breathing I know you're there."
-Crispy Ambulance

 

 

 

 

"He who lives as children live - who does not struggle for his bread and does not believe that his actions possess any ultimate significance - remains childlike."
-Nietzsche

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"karen put me in a chair fuck me and make me a drink I lost direction and I'm past my peak I'm telling you this isn't me no this isn't me Karen believe me you just haven't seen my good side yet"
-The National

 

 

 

"He drank panther piss and fucked the girls you're probably married to"
- Nick Cave

 

 

"The path to enlightenment is not reached by car and its landmarks will be signs on the soles of the feet."
-David Holtek

 

 

"I'm going to do things to you that are beyond all known philosophies."
-Duran Duran (Barbarella)

 

 

"Man is a rope stretched between the animal and the superman - a rope over an abyss"
- Nietzsche

 

 

"I used to be carried in the arms of cheerleaders."
-The National

 

 

 

 

"B-b-b-baby he's screaming the truth. America, America is killing it's youth"
-Suicide

 

 

 

"Let's have some decorum."
-Monochrome Set

 

 

"I don't care what weapons you use just as long as you keep me amused."
-James Chance

 

 

 

"Nag nag nag"
-Cabaret Voltaire

 

 

"In America, for every action there is an equal and opposing inaction"
-Dave Holtek

 

 

"You know it's time we grow old and do some shit."
-Broken Social Scene

 

 

 

"Can you dig it? Can you dig it?
Can yooooo dig it?
-Sirus The Warriors

 

 

 

"I hesitate to deposit money in a bank. I am afraid I shall never dare to take it out again. When you go to confession and entrust your sins to the safe-keeping of the priest, do you ever come back for them?"
-Jean Baudrillard

 

 

 

 

"Merchant and pirate were for a long period one and the same person. Even today mercantile morality is really nothing but a refinement of piratical morality."
-Nietzsche

 

 

 

"Like a dark stripe down the center of the night, two's as good as one."
- Arto Lindsay