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"The art gallery is a place where wine is sampled, cheese consumed and art either ignored or talked about far too much."
-David Holtek

"Sometimes I'm happy"
-George W. Bush

"I looked for sniffy linings but you're rotten to the core. I've had just about all I can take I can't take it no more. I've got a gut feeling"
DEVO

"If a powerful left emerges, it will be from the pages of a statistic's text."
-John Mike Bordeaux

"The Middle East is the place where the 3 great religions meet and vie for the title of 'most loathesome'"
-Dave Holtek

"The definition of honor is the hole in the side of your head"
-Adrian Borland

"Beat their flesh to shake them out of obscene sleep - no, let them shout!"
-"Back to Cruelty" Phillipe Pascal (Marquis de Sade)

" 'Rocky Top' is the 'Freebird' of bluegrass"
-Henry Tom Tuttle Tinsley

"My life is a box full of dirt"
-Nick Cave

"There is nothing less erotic than a porn star"
-David Holtek

"Oh please let me die beneath her fists"
-Nick Cave

"I'm too poor to be a hypochondriac"
-Stefen Shystie

"The world is a joyless place where murder and rancor and swarms of other spirits of calamity, debilitating illnesses, and corruptions and consequences of floods roam hither and yon in the gloom of the meadow of misfortune"
-Empedocles

"Even sleepers are workers and collaborators in what goes on in the universe."
-Heraclitus

"Men should strive to think much and know little."
-Democritus

"The true vampires are the churchmen who eat at the expense of the king and the people."
-Voltaire

"My Daddy used to say: 'switch your behavior or I'll take a switch to your behavior'"
-Henry Tom Tuttle Tinsley

"I'm just a symptom of the moral decay that's knawing at the heart of the country."
-Matt Johnson

“Commercials are an unnatural use of my work, ... It's like having a cow's udder sewn to the side of my face. Painful and humiliating.”
-Tom Waits

"What the hell is a hippie cult leader?"
-Chuck Manson

"She does a raindance in my room then assumes a dive position"
-Nick Cave

"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!"
-"Donnie Darko"

"I'm looking for one new value but nothing comes my way"
-Iggy Pop

"Only sick music makes money today"
-Fred Nietzsche

" The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived."
-Oscar Wilde